Here is the collection of fun quotes. Laughing has been shown to lead to reductions in stress hormones. Laughter also boosts the number of antibody-producing cells and enhances the effectiveness of T-cells which leads to a stronger immune system. Lets have fun and strong immune system in a natural way!
If you have small wound, put your saliva there coz saliva is 10x more powerful than the morphine as a pain killer.
A diplomat is one who tells you to 'Go to Hell' in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the 7 signs of skin aging within a day, try ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!
When parents care us, we call it "restriction". But when boy friend or girl friend restricts us we call it "caring".
"I am not waiting for a queen.. I am waiting for the one who thinks that I am her king".
Those who come to share market with experience, goes with money. And those who comes to share market with money, goes with experience.
Romantic films ruin relationships. They give unrealistic expectations about what to expect from men.
When a girl cries, "The world consoles her." But when a boy cries,"Come on man don't be a girl."
Never hate people who are jealous of you, but respect their jealousy because they are the one who think that you are better than them!
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.
Common sense and deodorant have one thing in common. Those who need it the most, don't use it at all.
I hate it when I don't forward a chain of letter and I die the next day!
The secret of successful marriage is WORKSHOP. Husband works and wife shops!
Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
If you want to see beautiful girls even after your death,... Donate your eyes.
People who exercise live longer, but those extra years are spent at the gym.
I may not be perfect. But parts of me are pretty awesome!
Respect old people, they graduated high school and college without Google or Wikipedia.
A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
Since birth, I was told - "You have to excel in life". My job has ensured that I spend 80% of my life on MS Excel.
Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it KILLS them.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
We live in a generation where deleting history is much more important than creating it.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.
"Love is so beautiful wonderful and amazing. It is best thing in the world.... until it happens to your daughter."
One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others!
Where there is a wheel, there is a way!
Sentence written on the T shirt of a girl walking on side of the road-- "You are not looking at the road right now Be Careful!"
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own!
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. This is called theory of relativity."
"When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course."
Life would be much easier if I can mark people as Spam!
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software!
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason… there's a reason!
When someone tries to impress you, it means they are already impressed by you!
Height of attitude: I am jealous of my parents. because I will never have a kid as smart as theirs!
I don't have an attitude problem. I have an attitude that you have a problem with.
If you treat someone like a celebrity, don't be surprised if they treat you like a fan!
I don't have time to hate people who hate me.. Because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me!
Money is not every thing in life. There is Mastercard and Visa also!
Every man needs a beautiful wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting wife and cooperative wife..but its sad that law allows only one wife.
Never think that your girlfriend has sent you a sweet and romantic message. Always think about who has sent her such a romantic message.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the moment it begins to rain.
Visitors are always pleasure. Some when they arrive and others when they leave.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Twine Engine Aircraft: When one engine fails the other one takes it to the crash site!
There are more and more things which are more important than money. But we need money to buy them.
All are happy in one way that everyone is unhappy in different ways.
To avoid heart attacks give away your heart to someone you dislike.
I like men who have a future and woman who have a past.
Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. That’s why most of the women put make up and most of the men lie.
What do you call a group of people where two of them are thinking of sex and all the others are thinking of food? "A wedding."
The most irritating moment, when you name a file "ghjkl" and your computer says the filename "ghjkl" already exists!
First bench students solve any problems but last bench students can face any problems!"
"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."
New style of proposing. Boy: Can I take ur photo. Girl: Why? Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age.
Success is a bus ride during rush hour. You want to get there fast, but same as millions of other people.
Mini heart attack: when you forget to do your homework & the teacher also forgets but then someone reminds about it.
Best party in life: That one minute party when the teacher goes out of the class
If a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl. If a boy loves a girl, Every one knows except the girl...
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,but a wise man tells her that she is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
The amount of money that's in your bank when you die is the extra work you did which was not necessary.
People used to switch on TV's after getting bored with their routine work. Now they switch on to routine work after getting bored with TV.
"Facebook is so popular because it makes people believe they’re doing something important."
"The only sense that doesn't fully rest when we are sleeping is our hearing."
"Elephants have been known to keep standing even after they die."
"Rubbing your ears can help relieve an itchy throat."
"80% of people in the world have low self esteem and are more likely to put others down to make themselves feel better."
"Psychologists have proven that we tend to overestimate ourselves. We are not as nice as we think we are."
"Wearing tight pants is a top cause of impotence in men."
"The average PC owner spends 50 hours a year troubleshooting. The average Mac owner spends 5 hours a year."
"You can literally be scared to death. Fear causes your body to pump adrenaline into your blood, which can be toxic in large amounts."
"When you blush, the lining of your stomach turns red as well."
"The background noise in a room affects the taste of the food you're eating."
"Crows can recognize human faces and warn other crows about dangerous people."
Einstein proposed a contract to his first wife stating " You will make sure my clothes are kept in good order."
"Men who take vacations every year lower their risk of heart disease by 20%."
"The colder the room you sleep in, the greater the chances are that you'll have a bad dream."
"Some people have a natural alarm clock allowing them to wake up when they want. This is actually caused by a stress hormone."
"Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car."
"Being in a green setting or even glancing at the color green can make a person more creative."
"The term Love is from the sanskrit word Lubhyati meaning desire."
"Touching or feeling money can help you overcome negative physical and emotional experiences."
"We are most creative at night and least creative in the afternoon."
"People are highly influenced by the behavior of others -- Kicking a bad habit, or starting a good one are easier when done in groups."
"It takes only 7 seconds to determine another person's attractiveness."
"It takes only 200 milliseconds to read emotion from a person's facial expression."
"The smell of freshly cut grass is actually the scent released by plants in distress."
"People who regularly help others are significantly happier and less likely to become depressed as they get older."
"No one in the world can lie to you if they look into your eyes."
"When someone appears in your dream, it means that person misses you."
"People will believe anything if you whisper it."
"The cost of watermelon in Japan is around 100 dollars!"
"Sleeping on the left side of the bed makes you more cheerful and positive, study shows."
"Hardworking, unselfish people are the least popular in any work group, because most people think they make them look bad in comparison."
"Girls with high levels of trust with their fathers have significantly better communication and trust with their boy friend."
"The first word spoken on the moon was Okay."
"When shown a picture of someone you are in love with, the centers of your brain responsible for motivation and reward become more active."
"The human brain is capable of maintaining only 150 stable relationships."
"Poor eyesight is associated with the higher IQ."
"The average man will spend a year of his life staring at women."
"When cows lift their tails, it's a sign that rain is on the way."
"If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death."
"Tickling brings people closer in relationships."
"Anger, depression and pessimism weaken the immune system, Laughing strengthens it."
"All of the digital data in the world is equivalent to one human brain."
"After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second the in this sentence."
"It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs."
"The acid in your stomach is so powerful that it can dissolve a razor blade in less than a week."
"Telling a convincing lie to someone is much more difficult when you find them sexually attractive."
"We forget 80 percent of what we learn everyday. (U may even forget this later.)"
"The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee."
"When a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, It's happiness, when it's from the left, It's pain."
"Statistics show that you are more likely to be killed by a family member than by a serial killer."
"More germs are transferred while shaking hands compared to kissing."
"Facebook has resulted in more divorces and break-ups than building relationships."
"Not having friends has the same life expectancy effect as smoking 15 cigarettes a day."
"Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow film down while shooting so you could see his moves."
"The higher your I.Q. the more your dream."
"It has been scientifically proven that the less you know, the more you think you know."
"After a conversation with an attractive woman, men become less able to perform mental tasks."
"It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it."
The 2 most common lies are "I'm fine" and "It's okay."
"Talking to mom has the same effect as a hug and can help reduce stress levels."
"The better you can forget, the better you'll be able to remember (important things), scientists say."
"Overeating may cause brain aging while eating less turns on a molecule that helps the brain stay young."
"Facebook makes you overestimate how happy your friends are, in turn, makes you more depressed."
"The human brain goes through the same chemical changes when addicted to Facebook as do the brains of cocaine users!"
"A5 Processor for Apple's iPhone and iPad is actually manufactured by Samsung."
"Learning how to speak a second language helps protect against age related memory loss."
"Facebook is the only legal thing that you can be addicted to!"
Women are motivated when they feel loved, adored and praised. Men are motivated when they feel woman.... :)
If you treat someone like a celebrity, don't be surprised if they treat you like a fan!
Life is a workshop. On weekdays, you work, and on weekends, you shop!
If you worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
Money can't buy love. That's why people steal hearts!!
Scientists have approved that 129849369 people on earth are lazy, because they didn't even read the number.
If you have a problem, FACE it, don't FACEBOOK it.
If you have small wound, put your saliva there coz saliva is 10x more powerful than the morphine as a pain killer.
A diplomat is one who tells you to 'Go to Hell' in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the 7 signs of skin aging within a day, try ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!
When parents care us, we call it "restriction". But when boy friend or girl friend restricts us we call it "caring".
"I am not waiting for a queen.. I am waiting for the one who thinks that I am her king".
Those who come to share market with experience, goes with money. And those who comes to share market with money, goes with experience.
Romantic films ruin relationships. They give unrealistic expectations about what to expect from men.
When a girl cries, "The world consoles her." But when a boy cries,"Come on man don't be a girl."
Never hate people who are jealous of you, but respect their jealousy because they are the one who think that you are better than them!
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.
Common sense and deodorant have one thing in common. Those who need it the most, don't use it at all.
I hate it when I don't forward a chain of letter and I die the next day!
The secret of successful marriage is WORKSHOP. Husband works and wife shops!
Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
If you want to see beautiful girls even after your death,... Donate your eyes.
People who exercise live longer, but those extra years are spent at the gym.
I may not be perfect. But parts of me are pretty awesome!
Respect old people, they graduated high school and college without Google or Wikipedia.
A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
Since birth, I was told - "You have to excel in life". My job has ensured that I spend 80% of my life on MS Excel.
Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it KILLS them.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
We live in a generation where deleting history is much more important than creating it.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.
"Love is so beautiful wonderful and amazing. It is best thing in the world.... until it happens to your daughter."
One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others!
Where there is a wheel, there is a way!
Sentence written on the T shirt of a girl walking on side of the road-- "You are not looking at the road right now Be Careful!"
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own!
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. This is called theory of relativity."
"When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course."
Life would be much easier if I can mark people as Spam!
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software!
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason… there's a reason!
When someone tries to impress you, it means they are already impressed by you!
Height of attitude: I am jealous of my parents. because I will never have a kid as smart as theirs!
I don't have an attitude problem. I have an attitude that you have a problem with.
If you treat someone like a celebrity, don't be surprised if they treat you like a fan!
I don't have time to hate people who hate me.. Because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me!
Money is not every thing in life. There is Mastercard and Visa also!
Every man needs a beautiful wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting wife and cooperative wife..but its sad that law allows only one wife.
Never think that your girlfriend has sent you a sweet and romantic message. Always think about who has sent her such a romantic message.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the moment it begins to rain.
Visitors are always pleasure. Some when they arrive and others when they leave.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Twine Engine Aircraft: When one engine fails the other one takes it to the crash site!
There are more and more things which are more important than money. But we need money to buy them.
All are happy in one way that everyone is unhappy in different ways.
To avoid heart attacks give away your heart to someone you dislike.
I like men who have a future and woman who have a past.
Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. That’s why most of the women put make up and most of the men lie.
What do you call a group of people where two of them are thinking of sex and all the others are thinking of food? "A wedding."
The most irritating moment, when you name a file "ghjkl" and your computer says the filename "ghjkl" already exists!
First bench students solve any problems but last bench students can face any problems!"
"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."
New style of proposing. Boy: Can I take ur photo. Girl: Why? Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age.
Success is a bus ride during rush hour. You want to get there fast, but same as millions of other people.
Mini heart attack: when you forget to do your homework & the teacher also forgets but then someone reminds about it.
Best party in life: That one minute party when the teacher goes out of the class
If a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl. If a boy loves a girl, Every one knows except the girl...
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,but a wise man tells her that she is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
The amount of money that's in your bank when you die is the extra work you did which was not necessary.
People used to switch on TV's after getting bored with their routine work. Now they switch on to routine work after getting bored with TV.
"Facebook is so popular because it makes people believe they’re doing something important."
"The only sense that doesn't fully rest when we are sleeping is our hearing."
"Elephants have been known to keep standing even after they die."
"Rubbing your ears can help relieve an itchy throat."
"80% of people in the world have low self esteem and are more likely to put others down to make themselves feel better."
"Psychologists have proven that we tend to overestimate ourselves. We are not as nice as we think we are."
"Wearing tight pants is a top cause of impotence in men."
"The average PC owner spends 50 hours a year troubleshooting. The average Mac owner spends 5 hours a year."
"You can literally be scared to death. Fear causes your body to pump adrenaline into your blood, which can be toxic in large amounts."
"When you blush, the lining of your stomach turns red as well."
"The background noise in a room affects the taste of the food you're eating."
"Crows can recognize human faces and warn other crows about dangerous people."
Einstein proposed a contract to his first wife stating " You will make sure my clothes are kept in good order."
"Men who take vacations every year lower their risk of heart disease by 20%."
"The colder the room you sleep in, the greater the chances are that you'll have a bad dream."
"Some people have a natural alarm clock allowing them to wake up when they want. This is actually caused by a stress hormone."
"Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car."
"Being in a green setting or even glancing at the color green can make a person more creative."
"The term Love is from the sanskrit word Lubhyati meaning desire."
"Touching or feeling money can help you overcome negative physical and emotional experiences."
"We are most creative at night and least creative in the afternoon."
"People are highly influenced by the behavior of others -- Kicking a bad habit, or starting a good one are easier when done in groups."
"It takes only 7 seconds to determine another person's attractiveness."
"It takes only 200 milliseconds to read emotion from a person's facial expression."
"The smell of freshly cut grass is actually the scent released by plants in distress."
"People who regularly help others are significantly happier and less likely to become depressed as they get older."
"No one in the world can lie to you if they look into your eyes."
"When someone appears in your dream, it means that person misses you."
"People will believe anything if you whisper it."
"The cost of watermelon in Japan is around 100 dollars!"
"Sleeping on the left side of the bed makes you more cheerful and positive, study shows."
"Hardworking, unselfish people are the least popular in any work group, because most people think they make them look bad in comparison."
"Girls with high levels of trust with their fathers have significantly better communication and trust with their boy friend."
"The first word spoken on the moon was Okay."
"When shown a picture of someone you are in love with, the centers of your brain responsible for motivation and reward become more active."
"The human brain is capable of maintaining only 150 stable relationships."
"Poor eyesight is associated with the higher IQ."
"The average man will spend a year of his life staring at women."
"When cows lift their tails, it's a sign that rain is on the way."
"If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death."
"Tickling brings people closer in relationships."
"Anger, depression and pessimism weaken the immune system, Laughing strengthens it."
"All of the digital data in the world is equivalent to one human brain."
"After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second the in this sentence."
"It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs."
"The acid in your stomach is so powerful that it can dissolve a razor blade in less than a week."
"Telling a convincing lie to someone is much more difficult when you find them sexually attractive."
"We forget 80 percent of what we learn everyday. (U may even forget this later.)"
"The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee."
"When a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, It's happiness, when it's from the left, It's pain."
"Statistics show that you are more likely to be killed by a family member than by a serial killer."
"More germs are transferred while shaking hands compared to kissing."
"Facebook has resulted in more divorces and break-ups than building relationships."
"Not having friends has the same life expectancy effect as smoking 15 cigarettes a day."
"Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow film down while shooting so you could see his moves."
"The higher your I.Q. the more your dream."
"It has been scientifically proven that the less you know, the more you think you know."
"After a conversation with an attractive woman, men become less able to perform mental tasks."
"It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it."
The 2 most common lies are "I'm fine" and "It's okay."
"Talking to mom has the same effect as a hug and can help reduce stress levels."
"The better you can forget, the better you'll be able to remember (important things), scientists say."
"Overeating may cause brain aging while eating less turns on a molecule that helps the brain stay young."
"Facebook makes you overestimate how happy your friends are, in turn, makes you more depressed."
"The human brain goes through the same chemical changes when addicted to Facebook as do the brains of cocaine users!"
"A5 Processor for Apple's iPhone and iPad is actually manufactured by Samsung."
"Learning how to speak a second language helps protect against age related memory loss."
"Facebook is the only legal thing that you can be addicted to!"
Women are motivated when they feel loved, adored and praised. Men are motivated when they feel woman.... :)
If you treat someone like a celebrity, don't be surprised if they treat you like a fan!
Life is a workshop. On weekdays, you work, and on weekends, you shop!
If you worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
Money can't buy love. That's why people steal hearts!!
Scientists have approved that 129849369 people on earth are lazy, because they didn't even read the number.
If you have a problem, FACE it, don't FACEBOOK it.
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